Not all these events happen every day but they could be found in a typical day in my home.
-Fries being flung from upstairs to the downstairs through the railing. As well as dirty clothes and assorted toys being thrown from the second floor to the first floor.
-Children fully dressed in the shower.... AGAIN!!!
-Legos and goldfish... in MY bed.
-Apple slices in my tulip arrangement.
-Dry oatmeal in my candle jar.
-6 "Blowout diapers"... in one day.
-18-24 diaper changes in a day.
- 13 cans of pediasure in a day.
- 12 + assorted medications.
-poop on my jeans. Applesauce in my hair.
-Scratches (accidentally) from my kids.
-Multiple boxes of bandaids.
-Pancake Batter Adhered to the counter.
-Marshmallow vomit on the rug.
-"Freshly" sprayed stairs... with fabric wrinkle remover.
-a rubber ball in the bathroom sink... stuck in the pipe.
-a cup of water spilled on electronics.
-tea never sipped, now cold on the counter.
-My nursing bottles for my pump that were on my counter...MISSING!
- My earplugs in a childs nose.
-Goldfish in the toilet
-Marker on the couch.
- Disney stickers on my laptop.
-Breakfast dishes in the sink... from the day before.
-Something broken... always something broken most every day.
-Barbie shoes in random places... recently found in an undergarment.
-My bookmark taken out of the book. My kids LOVE doing this!
-8 loads of laundry
-Someone using my toothbrush.
-A child asleep with body half on/half off the couch.
-Water or milk from a sippy cup being added to someone's lunch or dinner plate.
-Kleenex Tissues completely emptied from a fresh box.
-Mike or I's meal from a couple hours before still in the microwave that we forgot about....
-Veggie Tales songs being sung at the top of one's lungs
-"I want lollipop". "I want gum." Come on you guys, it's 8:30 in the morning!
- somebody helping themselves to my coffee...
-A hole in the bag of potato chips... due to mice
-Finding a child completely naked after naptime
- The word "Mommy" said a minimum of five thousand times in one day.
- "Mommy, are you going to make me eat something new?!"
-Me: "First lunch, then cookie." A certain child's response.... "First cookie...."
-Child 1 asking Me... " Where's So-and-So..." Me: "They're in the bathroom." Second Child (extra loud), "because that's where they put their POOP & PEE-PEE!"
- "Mom, I think you should get pregnant and try to have a GIRL this time!"
- "Where are the twins?????! Oh NO!!!!!"
What we Need to Buy Stock in: (because we purchase by the vat, ha ha)
-Mott's Applesauce.
-Desitin Diaper Cream
-Huggies & Pampers Diapers & wipes
-Silk (vanilla soymilk)
-Quaker Oatmeal
-Go-gurts by Yoplait
-Lansinoh Nursing supplies
-Libby's Juicy Juice
-Target & Target Pharmacy
-Bountys Paper Towels
-Toilet Paper
And so on and so forth :)
Seriously Thank God for wholesale clubs. We go through so much, so fast! I guess that's what happens in a family of 7.
-Fries being flung from upstairs to the downstairs through the railing. As well as dirty clothes and assorted toys being thrown from the second floor to the first floor.
-Children fully dressed in the shower.... AGAIN!!!
-Legos and goldfish... in MY bed.
-Apple slices in my tulip arrangement.
-Dry oatmeal in my candle jar.
-6 "Blowout diapers"... in one day.
-18-24 diaper changes in a day.
- 13 cans of pediasure in a day.
- 12 + assorted medications.
-poop on my jeans. Applesauce in my hair.
-Scratches (accidentally) from my kids.
-Multiple boxes of bandaids.
-Pancake Batter Adhered to the counter.
-Marshmallow vomit on the rug.
-"Freshly" sprayed stairs... with fabric wrinkle remover.
-a rubber ball in the bathroom sink... stuck in the pipe.
-a cup of water spilled on electronics.
-tea never sipped, now cold on the counter.
-My nursing bottles for my pump that were on my counter...MISSING!
- My earplugs in a childs nose.
-Goldfish in the toilet
-Marker on the couch.
- Disney stickers on my laptop.
-Breakfast dishes in the sink... from the day before.
-Something broken... always something broken most every day.
-Barbie shoes in random places... recently found in an undergarment.
-My bookmark taken out of the book. My kids LOVE doing this!
-8 loads of laundry
-Someone using my toothbrush.
-A child asleep with body half on/half off the couch.
-Water or milk from a sippy cup being added to someone's lunch or dinner plate.
-Kleenex Tissues completely emptied from a fresh box.
-Mike or I's meal from a couple hours before still in the microwave that we forgot about....
-Veggie Tales songs being sung at the top of one's lungs
-"I want lollipop". "I want gum." Come on you guys, it's 8:30 in the morning!
- somebody helping themselves to my coffee...
-A hole in the bag of potato chips... due to mice
-Finding a child completely naked after naptime
- The word "Mommy" said a minimum of five thousand times in one day.
- "Mommy, are you going to make me eat something new?!"
-Me: "First lunch, then cookie." A certain child's response.... "First cookie...."
-Child 1 asking Me... " Where's So-and-So..." Me: "They're in the bathroom." Second Child (extra loud), "because that's where they put their POOP & PEE-PEE!"
- "Mom, I think you should get pregnant and try to have a GIRL this time!"
- "Where are the twins?????! Oh NO!!!!!"
What we Need to Buy Stock in: (because we purchase by the vat, ha ha)
-Mott's Applesauce.
-Desitin Diaper Cream
-Huggies & Pampers Diapers & wipes
-Silk (vanilla soymilk)
-Quaker Oatmeal
-Go-gurts by Yoplait
-Lansinoh Nursing supplies
-Libby's Juicy Juice
-Target & Target Pharmacy
-Bountys Paper Towels
-Toilet Paper
And so on and so forth :)
Seriously Thank God for wholesale clubs. We go through so much, so fast! I guess that's what happens in a family of 7.
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