You know you're CRAZY when...
-you're up 20 minutes til one in the morning and your eating caramel kettle corn and doing your online administrative tasks.
-you impulsively buy chocolate but don't eat it. It's just on permanent hold in your purse.
-you're pregnant but you're upset that you've gained two pounds.
-you sing at the top of your lungs "Singing in the Rain" while jumping in puddles in your rain boots.
-You worry about your child being accepted at school while another one of your children has cancer.
-You get a crazy high from buying yourself flowers.
-You give birth to 5 children in 6 years.
-You question your sanity most days.
-You tell your friends you have to "go potty" when you excuse yourself for the restroom.
-You feel like eating ColdStone ice-cream for dinner.
-You wonder if the walking to and from the hospital counts as "real exercise"
-You get stared at by strangers in Target as you ride in your electric shopping cart because you're supposed to stay off your feet as much as possible.
-You wear a maternity support belt that has three separate attachments and looks like weight-lifting support gear.
-You can't remember the title of the song you want to buy on iTunes but can sing most every Veggie Tales song word for word.
-You don't know what date it is or day it is.
-You schedule three medical appointments three days in a row.
-You feel guilty that you're not driving your kids to school in the mornings and are able to get 2 hours extra sleep most days.
-You write most of your thank you notes after midnight.
-You're more nervous about what you'll do with a healthy, full-term baby than you are about going into pre-term labor.
-You can call and set up appointments with therapists, neurologists, oncologists, etc. but are afraid to call and order a pizza.
-You think a good time to leave CHKD to head home is between 4:30-5 p.m.
-You haven't had a haircut since February but are too tired to call and make the appointment to get one.
-You listen to K-Love and think you're NOT going to end up crying.
-You have peace that surpasses all understanding.. Oh wait, no. That's just God at work.
-You fall asleep typing
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P.S. Crazy people don't question their sanity... so you're good on that one.
Also, I sang a fabulous rendition of 'The Wheels on the Bus' while driving around the other day... only to realize that I did not have my child with me.
AND I hate ordering pizza too, what's with that?! Love you friend.